when people say “i dont believe in science”
what are you even talking about
i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do people think kids of modern day dont know about past events like i know what fucking morse code is but i dont use it to order a pizza
“all slytherins are evil”
“all gryffindors are good guys”
“ravenclaws are nothing but nerds”
“hufflepuffs don’t do anything”
Name one evil Gryffindor. One.
peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE SHIT DO NOT QUESTION ME
If you’re offended by slut shaming, you’re probably a slut.
this is it. the final frontier of idiocy. i have found it. where’s my medal
omfg so precious
i just fucking spat all over my computer laughing
JESUS W HAT THE HELL
First thing that’s made me laugh out loud in days. I think that says something about me.
Hummingbird drunk on nectar.